Britney!

Britney Spears is in the news again.

Who is she trying to be? J-Lo? Anyway, the guy can brag a lot now. He must have banged Britney when they were husband and wife, even if it was only for a day or so. Alarmingly, I didn't know about this until today, which is a bit late I guess for a pop culture victim like me.

Let me see if I can remember correctly: the boobs, dancing with snakes, announcing to keep virginity until marriage, almost stripping on an MTV award show, smoking in a club, losing virginity to Justin Timberlake, breaking-up with Justin Timberlake and then saying that Justin has a small penis, allegedly dated Fred Durst, kissing Madonna, and now this. Keep it going Britney and you'll might get a chance of equalling Jacko in the wacky world department.

I always liked Christina better than Britney.